Zodiac Files: Capricorn is the kind of friend who….
Real name - Kylie.
New Years Baby.
Fort Collins, Colorado, USA.
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Being a grown-up means paying for your own Disney vacations.
When something u were really excited about gets cancelled at the last minute
I’ve apparently hit the point in my academic career where when I have to plug a lot of stuff into a calculator, I’d rather just write a computer program code to do it for me.
Because then I can just change variable values.
I BOUGHT THIS BOOK BECAUSE I OWN A BOXER AND I’M LIKE AW CUTE A LITTLE CHILDREN’S BOOK ABOUT MY DOG. THIS IS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER OF A STORY. I AM CRYING. I AM 24 YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE OF A CHILDRENS BOOK
This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room.
Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”
Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN
WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!
THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN
MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”
NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!
WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG
NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS
This is the best thing ever.
Every time I see this, it makes me happy.
Hemsworth looks like he got his ass kicked multiple times while Evans just laughed at him the entire time
Lily and Marshall’s wedding vows
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
I will always reblog.
fuck you Zeus
And that ladies is why secrateriat is boss
Not only that, but Secretariat utilized something called a double-suspension transverse gallop that allowed him to carry sprint speed over distances of more than half a mile. In a normal, single-suspension transverse gallop there is only one moment where all four hooves leave the ground
in a double-suspension transverse gallop there are two
Secretariat had a stride longer than any other horse, but he also ran elastically, and was able to develop an extraordinary amount of downward-and-backward thrust, thus achieving double-suspension. He ran straighter and more efficiently than any other horse.
Nifty info AND a great source of running horse refs! :D