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I’ve just learned that I listened to Skrillex before he was Skrillex

Like ALL the time.

He used to be the singer for From First to Last

I’M DYING

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nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

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my-loki-sense-is-tingling:

wandererinterval:

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wtf

i….scared for life

oh my god.. what th-

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smartgirlsattheparty:

crusherccme:

my aunt found this for me. as a woman going into engineering, it really speaks to me

We’ve also seen it with “doctor, lawyer, etc.” :)


THE NEED IS REAL

smartgirlsattheparty:

crusherccme:

my aunt found this for me. as a woman going into engineering, it really speaks to me

We’ve also seen it with “doctor, lawyer, etc.” :)

THE NEED IS REAL

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churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

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omgtsn:

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kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

Fucking people who want a vegan dog - You are KILLING your animal. They CANNOT live off a vegan diet.

fleshcircus:

zooophagous:

fleshcircus:

tr1angl3:

simply-canine:

mgkesi:

amwrite:

Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-

Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves.  There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”

Hint: plants don’t have bones.

god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~

fucks sake

lmao vegan dog bone

A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.

bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud

Fucking people who want a vegan dog - You are KILLING your animal. They CANNOT live off a vegan diet.

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

We used to come out a lot more physically prepared but with our increasing brain size throughout our evolution, we stopped being able to physically develop as much in the womb because if we did, we couldn’t make it through the birth canal.

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neither:

bbykitteh:

savvylikenahhh:

dogs dealing with cats sleeping in their beds

probably the cutest video I’ve ever seen

They saved the best for last ahh

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"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

—  Ernest Hemingway (via audiblequotelibrary)

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shuckl:

dance-0f-the-damned:

This is one of the most heart stopping videos I have ever seen, and felt the need to share this onto my blog. Terry Tufferson jumped off a cliff (The Manly Jump Rock as it is known) in Sydney Harbour, Australia, and landed right next to a great white shark! All filmed while he wore a GoPro. 

fuck this video fuck australia

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bananapeppers:

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

I find these moments in vintage science texts so inspirational. keep going, you’re onto something! you’re almost there!

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

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